The seven stages of relegation for a Newcastle supporter

3) Bargaining

The Eagles were flying high, not Newcastle though

Crystal Palace 5 - 1 Newcastle United (Saturday 25/11/2015)

Like the Manchester City game, this was another false dawn where we took the lead, only to collapse like a house of cards in Hurricane Gusty. We can't buy a win right now (although if anyone has a win for sale, we should pay whatever they ask).

Our points tally is well below what is needed to be considered healthy at this stage of proceedings. Oh, and why oh why did I say that if we didn't get a win today, I'd show my backside in Fenwick's window?

Relegation? Not likely. There's still time to address our problems and turn our season around.