The seven stages of relegation for a Newcastle supporter

6) Depression

Things are just getting worse

Newcastle United 1 - 3 Bournemouth (Saturday 5/3/2016)

This is not a bad dream; it's grim reality. In all likelihood, the season is too far advanced for any treatment to be effective now. What unfolded on the Gallowgate turf today was utterly depressing.

We need a confidence transfusion urgently; some new blood in the veins. Sick as a parrot doesn't come close to describing this wretched result. Premier League? You're having a laugh.

Relegation? Probably.