The Suicide Squad of football

10) Joker – Florentino Perez

Florentino Perez is our Joker.

Coming to Joker’s football equivalent, we tried to choose a footballer. But which footballer acts without thinking about the consequences? Many do but not all of them do so regularly. Since the Joker is that lunatic who does things without giving any thought about the outcomes and also since he is not actually a part of the squad but someone who is just as important, we have selected Florentina Perez as our squad’s Joker.

Just like his DC Universe contemporary, Perez fires successful managers, signs players who are not needed, comments of the issues that are not his problems, acts like football’s prom queen and does his very best to humiliate and beat his rivals.

His grand plan of having a team full of “Galacticos” during his first term as Real Madrid’s president and his constant scuffle with Real Madrid’s managers are good examples of how Perez is a person who likes to shoot himself to instant glory and doesn’t actually plan solidly for the future.