6) Captain Boomerang – Dimitri Payet
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Captain Boomerang, originally Digger Harkness, is a DC Super-Villain of Australian descent and the way Jai Courtney portrayed him in the movie with that Aussie accent and an uncontrollable thirst for beer was just superb. Harkness’ main weapon is his boomerang and he is very skilled at using them for carrying out his misdeeds.
Dimitri Payet, at West Ham, showed us last season just how good a player he was. He is a specialist in curling the ball. His free kicks were exactly like Harkness’ boomerangs – curling past the defenders and ending up right where Payet wants it to.
So, everyone, Dimitri Payet is the latest addition to the squad. Captain Boomerang is untrustworthy. Payet is not one bit like that. But since Harkness’ boomerangs and Payet’s freekicks are very much similar, I have picked Payet for my team to do Captain Boomerang’s job.
