Top 10 hilarious jokes on Arsenal

A Compilation of best jokes on Arsenal is given below.

1) I don’t get religion, believing in someone that did great things thousands of years ago in the hope they may do it again

. . . . A bit like supporting Arsenal really!!

2) Arsenal were outstanding for a minute,

Then the match started.

3) Lukas Podolski “I’m moving to Arsenal to win trophies”. And they say the Germans haven’t got a sense of humour

4) Lukas Podolski “I’m thinking of getting an Arsenal tattoo”…

That’ll be a bit awkward when he goes to Man City next year.

5) Harry redknapp told Van der vaart and Bale to play where they wanted.”

Arsenal tried the same thing with Fabregas. He chose Barcelona

6) A fairy approaches a man and gives him 1 wish. The man says ‘I wish that I could live forever’ the fairy replies with ‘I’m sorry I can’t grant that wish’ so the man says ‘OK, I would like to live until Arsenal next win a trophy’.

7) There are 2 things you can see from space: 1- The Great Wall Of China 2- The Gap in Arsenal’s Defence.

8) Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?

A: The tea stays in the cup longer!

9) Q: How do you stop a Gunners supporter from beating his wife?

A: Dress her in a Manchester United jersey!

10) Q: What do I have in common with Arsenal?

A: Next week, we’ll both be watching the Champions League final on television.

The Jokes have been taken from jokes4us.com