Top 10 worst Arsenal Hairstyles – They’ve got crap hair but we don’t care!

At No.4 it is the greatest player never to have achieved ‘Legend’ status in N5. Oh Cesc, Cesc, Cesc Fabregas! What could have been had you stayed just one more season, we will never know. Perhaps we should have known when you burst on the scene at 16 that at 17 you would be better than Roy Keane. Perhaps also ultimately we might have known not to trust a Spaniard with quite possibly the worst combination of a gelled upper and mullet rear hairstyle in the first place.

There is NOTHING right about this!

At No.3 it has to be the legend that is Alan, Alan Alan Sunderland, so good they named him thrice. The largest Afro sported by a white man seen in 1970s London and the hair that won us the 1979 FA Cup Final in the last minute. He pips Rixie’s white man afro because it is quite frankly bigger and has the moustache combo. Alan you deserved more from Arsenal than John Hawley and Ray Hankin when Judas Stapleton deserted you and we salute you for giving us and football a never to be repeated moment at Wembley.

Alan you could not make it up!

The Hair that won the Cup – Where is the yellow ribbon?