Zlatan Ibrahimovic
“Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.”
“I can’t help but laugh at how perfect I am.”
“A World Cup without me is not worth watching.”
“What did I gift my wife on her birthday? Nothing. She already has Zlatan.”
If it was possible, he would have worshipped his own image, but Zlatan bowing to anyone, even himself, is too uncharacteristic of the man. We can fill out this entire slide with quotes by this great man, and yet we would miss out on a few of them at least.
Like Cristiano Ronaldo, however, he is a legendary player whose arrogance to be the best actually took him to the top, instead of just making noise like an empty vessel made of metal. He has won trophies for every club that he has played with, inflating his narcissistic complex even further.