Worst hairstyles in the history of football

Carlos Valderrama: Amazon rain forests?

Taribo West: Mom, I think I found my sister’s disturbingly bedazzled shoelaces that she misplaced.

Abel Xavier: Hey, I wasn’t Abel to Xavier some money for a better hair do.

Marouane Chamakh: I don’t remember an oil well explosion recently!

Joe Cole: Oh cut him some slack you all, he was probably writing a romantic novel back then.

Mario Balotelli: Oh what fresh hell is this, somebody brush that caterpillar off his head, quick!

Raul Meireles: There were transfer rumors of Roman sending Raul’s hair to United’s Rooney for a record 95 million.

Gervinho: Mother of God, a Jellyfish!

Manuel Loco:Hey Loco, I think your barber missed a little….spot there.