NFL: Romo being Romo

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the standard post game Tony Romo walk

If you have known me for any amount of time longer than say, 17 minutes, you know I loathe and detest the Dallas Cowboys. The hatred started with Jimmy Johnson’s “How ’bout dem, Cowboys?!” quote, and has grown like a cancer tumor. So when I saw “America’s Team” blow a 14 point 4th quarter lead, I fist pumped like a juiced up dago and then laughed myself to sleep. Hating the ‘Boys is fun. You should try it. It definitely adds to NFL Sunday’s.

I also have never liked Tony Romo. I’ve never understood the Romo hype machine. I guess it all started when Bill Parcells made him his starting quarterback. Or, it could be because he’s the quarterback for the Cowboys. Hell, it might even be because he banged ditsy & ultra annoying Jessica Simpson. Whatever it is, people have been pimping this guy like he was a New York firefighter or some shit. For the life of me, I cannot figure out the fascination.

Thankfully, Romo’s star dimmed on the first Sunday night football game. I didn’t expect the Cowboys to win, but seriously, how do you blow a 24 point lead in the 4th quarter with a defense playing dominant football? You guessed it, it happens when backwards hat himself morphs into mini Favre mode.

If he was my team’s quarterback, I’d have a Sheen- like drug problem. It’s refreshing to see other signal callers get their balls busted instead of Jay Cutler. I live in a city where #6s’ every move is dissected like he was Bin Laden. It’s about damn time that Romo’s continued mental lapses bring him the Cutler sized criticism. Just imagine what the reaction would be like if Cutler had pulled this.

I was hoping to find Romo’s hideous throw to Darrelle Revis, but it’s not on YouTube due, probably, to people going blind if they watch it too often. Thank you for whoever pulled the clip. I value my sight. And what was he doing throwing to a gimped out Bryant anyhow?! It’s bad enough that Bryant was still in the game, but you’re going to stare him down and test the best cornerback on the planet? Cool decision, bro.

Yes Tony, your team lost the game because of you. And yes, your team will never win a Super Bowl as long as you are it’s starting quarterback. I don’t want to hear about the youth on the offensive line, so forget even coming at me with that weak ass garbage. Like you old coach once said, “you are what you are.” And what you are Tony Romo, is a guy who will put up cute numbers, sleep with hot broads, be a better golfer than quarterback and always play just good enough to get your team beat. Keep scrambling around though, it looks good on you.