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Imagine being Lindsey Soto for a minute…..How disgusted would you be if Slim Slow spokesman Jamie Dukes asked you to basically cup his balls? You would probably projectile vomit all over him, right? It would have been funny as hell if Dukes wanted Soto to bend over and pretend to be a center. How quickly do you think we’d see Dukes carrying boxes of his shit out of the NFL Network studios had that happened? He would have been canned quicker than Jimmy “The Greek” was back in the day. What killed me was while Dukes was trying to tell everyone how the center “drives the ball up,” Soto is just standing there dumbfounded & traumatized. And it only got worse when Dukes broached the subject again. Like dude, stop being a freak. However, had Soto gotten under center, we would have new YouTube sensation on our hands. And since she isn’t on the NFL Network for her football knowledge, she might as well have played the Vick role. How else will she build a name for herself, ya know?
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