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Moose attacked Willie Mack in the parking lot. Mr. IMPACT Wrestling looks to have set his sights on Chocolate Thunder before moving onto Rich Swann.
IMPACT Wrestling's Wedding of the Century
The majority of the IMPACT Wrestling roster surrounded the ring as the wedding party came to the ring. John E. Bravo came down in an all-white tux with purple trimmings. Father James Mitchell was next to enter the ceremony, and Havok was clearly not happy with that.
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Mitchell and the wedding party awaited the former IMPACT Wrestling Knockouts Champion, who was led to the ring by her Decay partner Crazzy Steve.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join two wretched souls in unholy matrimony; the virginal John E. Bravo and that pernicious dark crumpet of The Hive, Rosemary."
Well, that's a strong way to start a wedding. When Mitchell asked if anybody had any reasons why these two should not be wed, no one did, which was shocking to say the least. Bravo quoted the Adams Family theme song in his vows, before saying that they would be together forever, and nobody could ruin that.
Mitchell, like many of us, were surprised that nobody tried to ruin the wedding. Rosemary said that the second she caught a wif of his extra virginal blood, she knew that The Shadow sent him to her. "Nobody can stop us from getting what we want." Surprisingly, nobody had any objections. Has a wrestling wedding ever gone this well?
The IMPACT Wedding went off perfectly, right up to the moment where Bravo and Rosemary were supposed to kiss. The lights went out, a gunshot rang out, and when we came back Bravo was dead.
"Who shot Bravo" asked Dreamer before belting out a "no" that you could only hear on Lifetime.
Grade: A+
What were you expecting from "The Wedding of The Damned"? IMPACT Wrestling delivered.
