21:37 (IST)29 OCT 2016
21:35 (IST)29 OCT 2016
39 attempts on goal. 20 corners. One shot that smacked the post. Another that looped off the bar. Manchester United played some absolutely incredibly football at times, but that finishing touch never followed. They did run into an inspired trio of Heaton, Keane and Mee as they pulled of stunning save/block after stunning save/block. That is as close as any side will go to scoring without actually doing the dirty.
That Ander Herrera sending off was a sucker-punch, and by the looks of it, more than a tad unfair.
Sean Dyche's men deserved the point though, for their incredible bravery and full blooded commitment. They might even have nicked it - especially after Herrera got sent off - but they lacked that touch of finishing class that often marks the difference between 3 points and 1.
Jose Mourinho, on the other hand, has an almighty task ahead of him to keep morale up - with the team, the board, and the supporters. It's how he handles this that will define his legacy
It was a thrill-a-minute entertainer that never gave anyone time to draw their breath, and it was an absolute pleasure bringing it to you.
Thank you for reading! Anirudh Menon signing out
Toodle-ooo
21:26 (IST)29 OCT 2016
21:25 (IST)29 OCT 2016
94' Pogba smacks a ball right at Keane. He appeals for handball where there is none.
21:25 (IST)29 OCT 2016
93' Memphis tries to flick it on. Heaton gets to it first. Of course he does. The goalkeeper has been majestic
21:23 (IST)29 OCT 2016
.... he rolls it to Wayne Rooney, and he smacks it just high. HE SHOULD HAVE SCORED THERE!! OH MY GOOD LORD!
21:22 (IST)29 OCT 2016
92' Blind stands over the freekick...
21:22 (IST)29 OCT 2016
91' United have 37 attempts on goal. YELLOW for Marney as he cleans up Fellaini near the corner flag
21:21 (IST)29 OCT 2016
90' Rojo has a pop from nigh on forty yards. Sigh.
21:21 (IST)29 OCT 2016
Five minutes added on!
21:21 (IST)29 OCT 2016
89' Pogba puts in an even better ball that finds Zlatan Ibrahimovic all alone one yard from goal. HE PUTS IT OVER!
21:20 (IST)29 OCT 2016
88' Paul Pogba swings in a SUPERB ball that is cleared by the inspired Mee.
21:19 (IST)29 OCT 2016
87' OH LUKE SHAW!!!! The left back curls one juuuust wideof Heaton's post.
21:18 (IST)29 OCT 2016
86' Blind tries to place on in from twenty yards. Mee is in the way. AS HE HAS BEEN ALL DAY. United win their 19th corner of the day
21:17 (IST)29 OCT 2016
85' Rooney and Zlatan attempt to one-two their way through the Burnley middle. It's all happening in slow motion though. Too slow
21:15 (IST)29 OCT 2016
84' SUBSTITUTION - Gudmundsson OFF, Boyd ON
21:14 (IST)29 OCT 2016
83' Pogba is late on Lowton. YELLOW, and rightly so
21:13 (IST)29 OCT 2016
81' SUBSTITUTION - Rashford OFF, Memphis ON. That's Jose's last roll of the dice.
It will be a brilliant result for Burnley, if they can hold on. They've defended with their lives!
21:12 (IST)29 OCT 2016
79' Nothing comes of the corner, and United are back to prying and probing. Zlatan tries to blitz through the defence, but another superb Keane tackle outs an end to it
21:10 (IST)29 OCT 2016
78' Pogba puts in a superb ball. Lowton comes up with an even better defensive header to clear it. Corner for United
21:09 (IST)29 OCT 2016
77' Barnes gets the better of Rojo and tries to find Vokes in the middle. It almost takes out a floodlight.
21:08 (IST)29 OCT 2016
76' Gudmundsson gets on the other end and swings in a delicious left-footed cross that just evades the outstretched legs of Vokes!
21:07 (IST)29 OCT 2016
75' Gudmundsson picks off Wayne Rooney like an adult would a child. It's painful to watch a legend struggle so much.
21:06 (IST)29 OCT 2016
74' Rashford swings it in. It's too close to Tom Heaton. Magnificent keeping from the Burnley keeper
21:06 (IST)29 OCT 2016
73' Gudmundsson swings in a ball that bounces off harmlessly. Sean Dyche's men can smell something here - but their final ball needs to improve drastically.
21:04 (IST)29 OCT 2016
Have you ever read the Godfather? In it Mario Puzo writes about Don Corleone's smile - It's the scariest thing ever. Mourinho has that smile on right now.
21:03 (IST)29 OCT 2016
71' Lingard and Mata OFF, Fellaini and Rooney ON!
21:03 (IST)29 OCT 2016
Superb tackle that was from Barnes!!!
21:02 (IST)29 OCT 2016
70' Darmian goes down under intense pressure from Barnes! Clattenburg waves play on. Mourinho looks like he can scare the living shit out of the devil right now.
21:01 (IST)29 OCT 2016
69' Burnley can smell something here, and they are suddenly on the attack. This particular one ends with Arfield dragging his shot wide
21:00 (IST)29 OCT 2016
68' HERERRA SENT OFF!!! THE SPANIARD SLIPPED INTO BARNES AND HE GOT SENT OFF!!! OH MY GOODNESS LORD!
20:59 (IST)29 OCT 2016
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE!!! United are barging through here. Mata smacks the post with a superb pivot shot, then Zlatan hits the post with a looping header.
20:57 (IST)29 OCT 2016
67' ZLATAN HITS THE BAR!!!
20:57 (IST)29 OCT 2016
66' MATA HITS THE POST!!!
20:57 (IST)29 OCT 2016
65' Zlatan and Pogba combine again to win Rashford an inch ofspace. His shot is BLOCKED!
20:56 (IST)29 OCT 2016
64' A substitution I missed out on happened on the hour mark - Gray OFF, Barnes ON
20:55 (IST)29 OCT 2016
63' OH HO HO. What sweet football from United right now. Zlatan, Pogba and Mata exchange passes before Lingard's shot is... you guessed it, blocked.
20:54 (IST)29 OCT 2016
62' Zlatan is a man on a mission. He teases and torments the Burnley defence before playing a cute ball into Shaw. Burnley hack it clear
20:53 (IST)29 OCT 2016
61' As a certain Scot once said - "Football, Bloody HELL"
20:52 (IST)29 OCT 2016
60' ZLATAAAAAAN!!! HE SMACKS AN UNBELIEVABLE VOLLEY THAT SHOULD GO IN! BUT HEATON IS IN INSPIRED FORM!! SIMPLY OUTSTANDING STUFF FROM BOTH OF THEM. WOW.
20:51 (IST)29 OCT 2016
59' Pogba has upped his game a notch or two. The Mata chance was created when he set Lingard off with a magnificent cross field ball
20:50 (IST)29 OCT 2016
58' Mata HAS TO SCORE!!! But Keane puts in an astounding tackle to block the ball off. This is tremendous last ditch defending from Burnley.
20:49 (IST)29 OCT 2016
57' OH ZLATAN!!! OH ZLATAN!!! HE SHOOTS. HEATON SAVES. story of the game so far
20:49 (IST)29 OCT 2016
56' This time Pogba, and Mata combine inside the box from a Blind corner but nothing doing. Arfield closes down Pogba too fast.
20:47 (IST)29 OCT 2016
55' Zlatan and Rashford combine superbly to cut open the Burnley defence. The Swede rolls the ball into the path of Juan Mata, but the Spaniard's shot is blocked. Lingard follows up with a nice shot, but it's saved by Heaton. Yet again
20:46 (IST)29 OCT 2016
53' OOO ARFIELD!! He is in acres of space at the edge of the United box, but his powerful shot lacks direction. David De Gea is apocalyptic with rage that his defenders didn't do anything to close him down.
20:44 (IST)29 OCT 2016
52' Mata and Zlatan exchange passes but the Swede's acrobatic volley is blocked at the source by Mee. Superb Defending
20:43 (IST)29 OCT 2016
51' Zlatan plays a delightful ball off the outside of his boot to Mata, but the Spaniard's cutback is errant and Burnley clear.
20:42 (IST)29 OCT 2016
50' Zlatan is brought down by Mee. That looked very much like a foul on the edge of the box, but Clattenburg waves the men in red on. That will do nothing to brighten Mourinho's mood
20:42 (IST)29 OCT 2016
49' SUPERB DEFENDING LUKE SHAW!!! Andre Gray motors down the middle of the park with only Shaw for company. The left back is probably the only United player who can match Gray for pace and he does superbly to stay with the Burnley striker and then time his last ditch tackle to perfection.
Oh, and happy Diwali my peeps. Stay safe, Have loads of fun! Do join the ever-excellent Sunny Sagar as he brings Barcelona v Granada alive on your mobile/computer screens!
Goodnight!