Joe Rogan hilariously compares aliens watching humanity to "Waffle House" skirmishes: "What the fu*k is going on?"

Joe Rogan's latest standup comedy special featured a hilarious comparison between aliens and fights at Waffle House.

On Saturday, Aug. 4, Rogan collaborated with Netflix for a live standup comedy special called "Burn The Boats." The one-hour performance took place inside the Majestic Theatre in San Antonio, Texas, with various topics mentioned, including aliens, smoking marijuana before flying, the COVID-19 pandemic, and more.

The early stages of Rogan's latest special featured a segment on his belief that aliens are real. Here's what the legendary UFC commentator said on the topic:

"I think the dumbest argument that aliens aren't real, people go, 'If aliens are real, why don't they land on the White House lawn? Oh, when you go fishing, do you check in with the president of the lake? No, you just trick those dummies with fake food and pull them up by their lips and take pictures of them and then drop them back off in the water and they're like, 'What the f*ck just happened?'"

Rogan continued by hilariously comparing aliens to viral videos of people fighting at Waffle House, an American restaurant:

"Exact same things the aliens do to us. I think aliens look at us the same way we look at Waffle House fights. They just observe like, 'What the f*ck is going on?'"

Watch Joe Rogan compare aliens and Waffle House fights below:

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What is the next UFC event expected to feature Joe Rogan as a commentator?

It's no secret that Joe Rogan only commentates UFC events in North America, especially pay-per-views. Therefore, the 56-year-old living legend isn't expected to return until UFC 306 when the promotion holds a must-see spectacle inside the Sphere in Las Vegas, Nevada, which Dana White has promised will be special.

In the main event, Sean O'Malley looks to extend his UFC bantamweight title reign. To do so, the American superstar must take out Merab Dvalishvili, a grappling-heavy number-one contender who's won 10 consecutive fights.

Meanwhile, the UFC 306 co-main event will feature a trilogy bout between Ultimate Fighter Season 32 coaches Alexa Grasso and Valentina Shevchenko. Grasso won the first meeting to become the UFC women's flyweight champion before the rematch ended in controversy due to a split-decision draw.

There's almost zero percent chance that Rogan would miss such a high-profile event. Although it's unconfirmed, Jon Anik and Daniel Cormier are expected to join him for what should be a special night of fights.