WWE History Vol. 18: Best Christmas Moments

On WWE programming, no one is safe, not even Santa Claus.
On WWE programming, no one is safe, not even Santa Claus.

#2 The Rock's Twelve Days of Christmas

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Seems like Christmas carols and half baked puns.
Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Seems like Christmas carols and half baked puns.

The Twelve Days of Christmas is one of the oldest and most often recited Christmas Carols in the western world.

The song dates back to long ago, but that didn't stop the 'Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment", The Rock, from adding his own spin to the holiday classic.

While the original song details such things as 'seven lords a leaping' and 'a partridge in a pear tree', Rock's updated lyrics were definitely WWE centric. He was going to be taking on former WWE star Test that night:

On the night Test faced the Great One, this is what he'll see:

12 Sharpshooters stinging,

11 Eyebrows raising,

10 Spines-a-busting,

9 Noggins knocking,

8 Kicks-a-kicking,

7 Punches punching,

6 Suplex smashing,

5 Seconds of the people chanting The Rocks name.

4 Rock Bottoms,

3 People Elbows on your

2 Buck teeth

and an a**-kicking all over New Orleans.

It was a great way to trash talk his opponent while still spreading holiday cheer.

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