#3 Nature calling for Gary Lineker
Is it a torn hamstring? Is it an injured groin? Is it a broken femur? Nah, its Gary Lineker soiling his shorts on the pitch, against the Republic of Ireland. Italia ‘90 was a theatre to many of the games funniest and most controversial moments, with Lineker’s digestive meltdown, being the most hilarious of them all.
With the lights beaming and fans cheering the team on as they were playing against fierce rivals, Lineker literally shat himself on the pitch. Even funnier is the part where he imitates primitive man and wipes his hand on the turf after giving the crime scene a fine clean-up job. So, when haters say “Gary Lineker is full of shit” on Twitter these days, it is hard to disagree with them, yeah?