Beadle Needs To Quit ESPN

Michelle Beadle is a star, and the quicker she leaves the Boo Yaa Network, the better off she’ll be.

What would I do without Deadspin? It’s a question as I ask myself at least three times a day when I check my Twitter timeline. Part of Deadspin’s appeal is that there isn’t an agenda, kind of like how I roll with my site. I try and be and legitimate as possible, and keep it real with you. Sure, I may rip into the Cubs and Carlos Boozer with more ferocity than everyone else, but it’s 100% warranted, no?

According to the Deadspin story, Beadle apparently told Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers after the ESPY’s in L.A., “I just want to get fucked.” The story goes on to say that Beadle fucked Clay Matthews instead of the Super Bowl MVP. Beadle denies the claims, and responded: ”That’s insane,” Beadle said. “I live a much more interesting life in other people’s minds.” I hope she’s right because looking at Clay Matthews long enough induces projectile vomiting.

When you look like Beadle, have a personality that people can relate to, and become a star in a tough business so quickly, the jealous ass-hat’s soon become your enemy. And chances are, it’s the people who grin fuck you on a daily basis. Leave it to the douche lords like Erin Andrews (and countless other I’m sure) to spread rumors about Beadle. Jealousy never looks good on anybody, and unfortunately for Beadle, it won’t go away. That’s why she has realize how big of a star she is, and get out of her contract.

I’ve never gotten the appeal of Andrews, but it’s obvious that not being the best looking and most popular woman at ESPN eats at her. Lord only knows what Linda Cohn thinks of Beadle. Speaking of vomit inducing. Wait, where was I?

You can add this story to the list of drama filled bullshit that goes on at ESPN. Beadle will constantly face this because she is pretty hot and isn’t a talking robot like most of the world wide leader’s on air “talent.” What she needs to do is tell them to kiss her ass, and roll out of that cesspool with the speed of Mike Vick.

I mean really, is doing a lame show with Colin Cowturd going to define Beadle’s career? Fuck no. She would get scooped up in a New York minute and would only become a bigger star. Part of that stardom would be because she broke off on her own. I don’t know about you, but I’d listen to a Michelle Beadle podcast. If she was teamed with the right co-host, a sports/pop culture/wrestling tv show would do extremely well. And there is a 97.4% chance that it wouldn’t be the un-watchable disaster that SportsNation is.

The point is, stars will be stars wherever they take their talents. Beadle doesn’t need to stay under the ESPN umbrella to succeed. Who watches sports for the most part? Guys right? Guys also like to look at hot women who are funny. At least I do. If she doesn’t quit that dump, she will forever face the wrath of Andrews and everyone else who doesn’t mind looking like a jealous fool.

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