BCCI in a meeting with ICC.
BCCI- We’re planning to have 4 IPL tournaments per year. Whats say?
ICC- No, ways we have other international matches which is necessary for survival of cricket in our member nations.
N Srinivasan- Ahem* Ahem*
ICC- But what about the other boards? They won’t accept. This is killing of international cricket you’re talking about.
Rajiv Shukla (IPL chairman)- I have a proposal. Why don’t we just buy all the cricket boards? I’m sure the players won’t mind.
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N Srinivasan- Wonderfull, hahaha..We’ll buy the West Indian Board first as they are in big trouble we understand.
Michael Holding- But Raavi only told me about sending few members of BCCI to manage our board! This is not right, IPL is only helping Indian Cricket.
Gayle, Pollard, Bravo, Narine, Smith- (in unison) Shut the Hell up
ICC- This is ridiculous money is not everything, moreover its buying foreign boards you are talking about! You’re breaching every code of ICC in this case.
BCCI- Paisa hai Power. So here by we declare that ICC is being bought by us and so are all the cricket boards.
Rajiv Shukla- Ofcourse, All the cricket boards doesn’t include PCB.
ICC- But its not practically possible. What are heck is happening?
BCCI- ICC you’re officially declared insolvent. We’re now the Official International Board for cricket.
INDIA TV- Taza aur choka dene wali khabar. Humare gupt camera man ne pure meeting ki video prapt ki hai. Indian Paisa League ne duniya bhar k boards ko kharid liya hai.
Interview of Ravi Shastri- At the end of the day Cricket is the real winner. Laughs*
Later, Michael Holding, Sunil Gavaskar and Ravi Shastri having dinner together!
