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The world is facing milk shortage as cows are not responding to their owners pleas. They have refused to give milk. The United Nations has called an emergency meeting of all the heads of state to resolve the crisis.
Something needs to be done as several businesses that rely on milk as a commodity have shut their shop and the people are losing their faith in the elected governments all around the world.
Follow me as I take you behind the scenes to get exclusive coverage of all the action as it unfolds.
NOTE: No animals were harmed during the process. This is a satire and should not be taken seriously.
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Not a great feeling if you are a cow owner!
The UN called an emergency meeting to resolve the crisis
A violent approach
We are fans of Mahatma Gandhiji
Let us see what the Swiss have got!
A legend who has fallen from grace...
Leaders feel he CAN solve the crisis
This way Sir!
Cows are amused
Some leaders are concentrating extra hard!
That certainly sounds simple!
Yeah. That is the first time someone called him a GENIUS!
They NEED to!
HOPE is the most beautiful word!
The cow in the background was too shy to come on camera. But he endorses the views expressed.
ROGER that!
So SWEET!
Beautiful Cow!
Milk = Water!
ROGER is always HUMBLE!
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