#9 Batista flips the script
Word has it that Batista suffered from terrible anxiety when faced with the task of cutting a promo. While I don't personally think he's as bad on the stick as some people make him out to be, I wouldn't necessarily call him "good" either.
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Batista has had quite a few memorable-for-the-wrong-reasons moments on the microphone, including his awful "basketballs don't hold grudges" line, but I'm not putting that one on this list because I'm assuming that was actually scripted for him.
Instead, I'm going to put this hilarious example of Batista saying words in the wrong order.
Describing an upcoming No-DQ match, Batista tried to explain that weapons were not only allowed, but welcomed. Instead, he accidentally said the word "welcomed" first. So he told us that not only were weapons welcomed...they were allowed.
Good to know, Batista. Good to know.