#9 Billy Gunn - Ass Man
How do you make a guy who drops his shorts on national TV even more compelling? You give him a hokey, yet somehow wonderful entrance song which teases his fluid sexuality while jamming out a great southern rock beat.
Take particular note of the following lyric;
So many asses,
So little time,
A really tight one
Can stop me on a dime.
I'm a lover,
Of every kind,
The best surprises always sneak up from behind...
Cuz I'm an Ass Man. Yeah!
Enjoy his theme in all its glory below:
Edited by Nishant Jayaram