#3 The one who always has a problem

As mentioned previously, professional wrestling is overflowing with pessimism. These people are the prime reasons why it is so. They constantly oppose other smarks, not because they hold unpopular opinions, but because they think it is cool.
Let's take the recent example of Shawn Michaels coming out of retirement. Had he not come out of retirement, they would have whined as to how they teased it beautifully and it not coming into fruition bursting it all. And now, as he has come out of retirement, they complain about how they have ruined one of the greatest retirements to ever take place in the pro-wrestling world.
Is this man the funniest man in wrestling?
Pros: Sticking your nose in every matter isn't a good trait. While they do highlight certain problems which go unnoticed, it is better to stay away from these smarks.
Cons: Who, in their sane minds, can have a problem with Cody's run in the independent circuit? These smarks do.