The Usos go to...
... the Bullet Club!
Joining their cousin, Roman Reigns, the Uso twins will head to New Japan to add to the heavy tag team ranks of the Bullet Club. In their current avatars as hard-hitting and fast-talking heels, the Usos would be a perfect match for the antics of the Bullet Club.
The only question that would remain is if the Usos can truly fit in, as Bullet Club already features a top class team in the form of the Guerillas of Destiny (Tama Tonga and Tanga Loa).
The best case scenario would be abandoning Tanga Loa, allowing the Usos to take the tag team spot for the Club, with Tama Tonga finally headed towards single stardom.
The Usos not only bring brilliant ring ethic and chemistry, but in the past year have proven to be quite the talkers. Very few tag teams can handle both sides on their own and so they'd be a perfect pick for any roster and tag team division, especially the Bullet Club faction.