Ah, America! Don't you dare be sour....VOTE for your world famous, two-time tag team champions and feel the power!
At last, we have the opportunity to vote into office, three for the price of one! The New Day will successfully get into the white house and avoid all the bureaucratic red tape by implementing the Freebird Rule for the first and likely the only time in the history of our great nation.
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With Kofi, Xavier and Big E occupying the White House, the power of positivity will be in a great abundance. Together, they will all three work together to make sure that each and every home in America is appropriately stocked with plenty of Booty-O's. "Booty-O's....they make sure, you ain't booty!"
With three sitting presidents at once, there's not much room for a Vice-President. However, we found one lady, perfect for the job as First Lady. Francesca is the epitome of class, sexiness and absolute beauty. Francesca will fill the hallowed halls of the Nation's Capital with her irresistible sound and when she's not in use, she can always be seen at the right hand of her first love, Co-President Xavier Woods.
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J. Carpenter
Jonathan Carpenter is a pro wrestling journalist at Sportskeeda. After obtaining a degree in political science from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock, he started writing WWE articles in 2016. Jonathan believes integrity is vital in journalism and ensures his work is high on accuracy. He conducts in-depth research and verifies information from various sources before curating a feature.
Jonathan has engaged in many meaningful conversations with prominent pro wrestling personalities like Drew McIntyre and DDP. He grew up in Memphis, admiring Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan during WWE’s Golden Era in the ‘80s. He has attended many pro wrestling events and credits The Hulkster for making his childhood memorable.
Jonathan, a big fan of Bray Wyatt, would like to see the latter's brother, Bo Dallas, continue his legacy as Uncle Howdy. If he were to work on the storyline, Jonathan would book the return of Erick Rowan as Howdy’s muscle. He thinks it would be a great way to honor the former Universal Champion.
When not writing pro wrestling features, Jonathan likes to collect sports memorabilia and has amassed a large collection of event-used and autographed relics over the years.
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