10 WWE Superstars that could be U.S. Presidential Candidates

The Advocate for every American!

9. Stone Cold Steve Austin

Drink beer, raise hell and that's the bottom line, cause President Stone Cold said so!

Sometimes I just get the feeling we would be better off with a common, everyday, meat-eating, beer-drinking man's man as our president. If you have ever felt that same way, look no further, we've found your candidate.

Stone Cold Steve Austin is the perfect fit for all of America's weaknesses. With Austin, we would have a president who won't be afraid to open up a can of whoop-a** on anyone who seeks to do harm to our great nation.

When it comes to a Vice-President running mate, this one was slightly difficult. It takes a special type of person to understand the inner workings of the Rattlesnake and at the end of the day, I could think of only one person for the job. That person is Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

With Vince McMahon at his right hand, President Austin will have someone who has a great deal of experience with trying to make all Americans happy. Also, Mr. McMahon could open a special Kiss My A** Club for anyone who was caught attempting to enter the country illegally.

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