As I scoured the WWE roster, looking for someone who would be most apathetic to the needs of lower and middle-class America, I finally decided that Heath Slater would be a perfect choice. Slater is someone who has been to the gutter and worked his way to the top. This guy once lived in a single-wide mobile home, with his wife Beulah and their dozen or so children.
Then one day, he decided that he wanted a better life for his army of kids and he kicked and scratched his way to not only a job but even became a tag team champion! Doing so, Slater was able to move his family into a much more efficient double-wide and even afforded a new, above-ground swimming pool. Folks, if that's not the American Dream, well, neither is apple pie.
When it comes to a perfect match to be President Slaters running mate, Rhyno is the only choice. Rhyno has been right there by Heath's side the whole time, even when everyone else had abandoned him. There's no doubt that Rhyno would be a loyal, strong and fierce VP for the Heath Slater administration.
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J. Carpenter
Jonathan Carpenter is a pro wrestling journalist at Sportskeeda. After obtaining a degree in political science from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock, he started writing WWE articles in 2016. Jonathan believes integrity is vital in journalism and ensures his work is high on accuracy. He conducts in-depth research and verifies information from various sources before curating a feature.
Jonathan has engaged in many meaningful conversations with prominent pro wrestling personalities like Drew McIntyre and DDP. He grew up in Memphis, admiring Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan during WWE’s Golden Era in the ‘80s. He has attended many pro wrestling events and credits The Hulkster for making his childhood memorable.
Jonathan, a big fan of Bray Wyatt, would like to see the latter's brother, Bo Dallas, continue his legacy as Uncle Howdy. If he were to work on the storyline, Jonathan would book the return of Erick Rowan as Howdy’s muscle. He thinks it would be a great way to honor the former Universal Champion.
When not writing pro wrestling features, Jonathan likes to collect sports memorabilia and has amassed a large collection of event-used and autographed relics over the years.
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