America is experiencing some tough times lately. The economy is struggling, violent crime is at an all-time high and terrorist organizations are infiltrating our soil at a rapid rate. These tough times call for a tough president and there's no person on the face of this planet tougher than Double A, The Enforcer Arn Anderson.
The speeches will be short, passionate and directly to the point. There will be a renewed sense of strength and an administration as tough as a dollar store steak. Together, with his Vice-Presidential running mate, Tully Blanchard, the White House will certainly be a place of no-nonsense and all business.
Tully and Arn were notoriously known for their brute force, stern demeanor and ability to work their way out of any difficult situation. They both possess the perfect attitude and testicular fortitude necessary to run the U.S. Arn Anderson is a blue collar man's man. He's someone we all can relate to and with Tully at his side, no one messes with 'Murica.
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J. Carpenter
Jonathan Carpenter is a pro wrestling journalist at Sportskeeda. After obtaining a degree in political science from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock, he started writing WWE articles in 2016. Jonathan believes integrity is vital in journalism and ensures his work is high on accuracy. He conducts in-depth research and verifies information from various sources before curating a feature.
Jonathan has engaged in many meaningful conversations with prominent pro wrestling personalities like Drew McIntyre and DDP. He grew up in Memphis, admiring Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan during WWE’s Golden Era in the ‘80s. He has attended many pro wrestling events and credits The Hulkster for making his childhood memorable.
Jonathan, a big fan of Bray Wyatt, would like to see the latter's brother, Bo Dallas, continue his legacy as Uncle Howdy. If he were to work on the storyline, Jonathan would book the return of Erick Rowan as Howdy’s muscle. He thinks it would be a great way to honor the former Universal Champion.
When not writing pro wrestling features, Jonathan likes to collect sports memorabilia and has amassed a large collection of event-used and autographed relics over the years.
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