The only candidate devoted to taking down the machine.
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I know, I know...a majority of my readers are rolling their eyes at this pick. But, I am going to challenge you to think outside of your political partisan box for one moment. Most of us have grown tired of the same old, day-to-day, crooked practices in politics. It's just a big scheme to tax the hard working and pat the bottoms of the wealthy. Well, are you ready for that machine to come down?
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If so, The Eater of Worlds is the ideal candidate for you. His political platform will be simple. He will completely dismantle everything you know and have grown to hate about the American political system a day reconstruct it, right into your hands. There will be no more tax hikes, fuel will be under a dollar per gallon and the Nation's bird will now be the firefly.
When it comes to the pick for President Bray Wyatt's running mate, we need someone who will help keep the newly reconstructed financial system in check and while we will have no increase in taxes, we must have someone in place to assure everyone is indeed paying their fair share. That person just so happens to be President Wyatt’s father, I.R.S. himself.
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About the author
J. Carpenter
Jonathan Carpenter is a pro wrestling journalist at Sportskeeda. After obtaining a degree in political science from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock, he started writing WWE articles in 2016. Jonathan believes integrity is vital in journalism and ensures his work is high on accuracy. He conducts in-depth research and verifies information from various sources before curating a feature.
Jonathan has engaged in many meaningful conversations with prominent pro wrestling personalities like Drew McIntyre and DDP. He grew up in Memphis, admiring Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan during WWE’s Golden Era in the ‘80s. He has attended many pro wrestling events and credits The Hulkster for making his childhood memorable.
Jonathan, a big fan of Bray Wyatt, would like to see the latter's brother, Bo Dallas, continue his legacy as Uncle Howdy. If he were to work on the storyline, Jonathan would book the return of Erick Rowan as Howdy’s muscle. He thinks it would be a great way to honor the former Universal Champion.
When not writing pro wrestling features, Jonathan likes to collect sports memorabilia and has amassed a large collection of event-used and autographed relics over the years.
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