4. Hulk Hogan
We are all well aware of the controversy that has surrounded The Hulkster over the past several years. He was involved in a sex tape scandal, he was recorded saying some racially insensitive remarks and he lost his gig with the WWE. However, in the end, Hulkamania ran wild all over Gawker Media and Hogan was awarded like a gazillion dollars.
Since those days, Hulk Hogan has worked tirelessly to redeem himself and restore his image as the one and only TRUE "Real American." With John Cena as his Vice-Presidential candidate, they will bring the power of the 24-inch pythons and the inspiration of Cena's never give up message, to a country in need of a little motivation.
Whatchya gonna do, when Hulkamania and the Cenation take control of the U.S.A., bruther?!?!