Ladies and gentlemen, his name is Paul Heyman and he is not only the advocate for the Beast Incarnate, but he is also the advocate for everyone who ever had a dream, worked hard to achieve their dream and eventually, made their dream a reality. When Paul was a kid, he was building his own businesses, while other children in his community were playing hide-n-seek.
Paul Heyman has always seen his projects all the way through and been involved, first hand with all of his ventures. America needs a man with the sharp wit and keen vision for the betterment of our Nation's future. Paul Heyman is our guy.
Paul has only one man he trusts to be his right-hand man and that man is the one and only, Brock Lesnar. Washington DC will officially be renamed to "Suplex City" and there will be pyro and entrance music played every time Heyman and Lesnar go anywhere. This will let everyone in their path know they mean business.
Paul Heyman is great at persuading people into doing whatever he wants. As President, Heyman will rely heavily on these tactics when trying to negotiate with other nations around the world.
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J. Carpenter
Jonathan Carpenter is a pro wrestling journalist at Sportskeeda. After obtaining a degree in political science from the University of Arkansas at Little Rock, he started writing WWE articles in 2016. Jonathan believes integrity is vital in journalism and ensures his work is high on accuracy. He conducts in-depth research and verifies information from various sources before curating a feature.
Jonathan has engaged in many meaningful conversations with prominent pro wrestling personalities like Drew McIntyre and DDP. He grew up in Memphis, admiring Hall of Famer Hulk Hogan during WWE’s Golden Era in the ‘80s. He has attended many pro wrestling events and credits The Hulkster for making his childhood memorable.
Jonathan, a big fan of Bray Wyatt, would like to see the latter's brother, Bo Dallas, continue his legacy as Uncle Howdy. If he were to work on the storyline, Jonathan would book the return of Erick Rowan as Howdy’s muscle. He thinks it would be a great way to honor the former Universal Champion.
When not writing pro wrestling features, Jonathan likes to collect sports memorabilia and has amassed a large collection of event-used and autographed relics over the years.
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