12 worst Royal Rumble competitors

#3 Bushwhacker Luke

I've got to hand it to him - he was still in good spirits after being thrown out in four seconds.

TOTAL ENTRIES: 3

TOTAL ELIMINATIONS: 0

CUMULATIVE TIME: 3:24

BEST TIME: 3:08

WORST TIME: 0:04

The Bushwhackers are a joke. They were never meant to be taken seriously, and they don't want to be taken seriously. So, in the Royal Rumble match, neither Bushwhacker Luke nor Bushwhacker Butch were taken seriously.

However, when I crunched the numbers, I realized how superlative Butch's performances were when compared with Luke's.

Let's look together - Butch went over 18 minutes in 1989 (yes - this is a fact). Luke only went a little over three that year, which sadly ended up being his best time. Butch then went over 10 minutes in 1991...how long did Luke go? Four seconds.

That's right, four measly seconds. He did manage to quadruple his performance the last time he entered through, going a whole 12 seconds in 1995. Butch was also eliminated in less than 30 seconds that year, but he still outlasted Luke, as he went 19 seconds. Oh, and neither man ever eliminated anyone.

Wish you could've used those swinging arms to toss a guy over the top rope.