12 worst Royal Rumble competitors

#5 Scotty 2 Hotty

The only reason Scotty went over a minute here was that Rikishi let him dance with him.

TOTAL ENTRIES: 4* (3 if you don't count when he never entered in 2005)

TOTAL ELIMINATIONS: 0

CUMULATIVE TIME: 4:24

BEST TIME: 2:36

WORST TIME: 0:46

Sure, Scotty 2 Hotty has had plenty of memorable Royal Rumble moments, but the numbers don't lie.

Scotty 2 Hotty started his Rumble career in 2000 when he ended up being one of Rikishi's many victims. The Big Kish managed to throw out both Grand Master Sexay and Scotty in one fell swoop, even though they had just finished dancing together. Because, you know - every man for himself or something.

The next year, Scotty was even less lucky, as he put on his worst performance in a Rumble match at just 46 seconds. And honestly, I think it would have been a lot less if Undertaker and Kane hadn't slammed him around like a ragdoll for several seconds. He put on his best performance in '02, lasting almost 3 minutes before being eliminated by DDP. Then, in 2005, the poor guy didn't even make it to the ring because an already-eliminated Muhammad Hassan took his frustrations out on him while he made his entrance.

Scotty 2 Hotty's Royal Rumble appearances are sadly memorable for all the wrong reasons.