#5 John Morrison: We're Gonna Eat Your Lunch
Wait. What?
So apparently, John Morrison decided to name his fan base the "JoMoSapiens," which is dumb enough (I guess "MoFo's" wasn't PG enough). But it's even dumber when you realize that chimpanzees aren't even homo-sapiens. All you're left with, then, is the insinuation that John Morrison fans are a bunch of dumb apes. #BeAStar.
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And then...what even is that on the back? "We're gonna eat your lunch"? Wh-why?
Is that supposed to be intimidating? Is that supposed to be funny? What does this have to do with John Morrison? Here, let me answer all three - don't know, don't know, and nothing. Let me know if you can make any sense out of it.
Edited by Shruti Sadbhav