#4 Rikishi: Back Dat Ass Up
This is one of the only shirts that Rikishi ever got during his WWE run. And I think we can understand why - they didn't exactly have the best material to work with.
So let's take a look at this thing - the front reads "BACK DAT ASS UP!". Okay, that I can sort of let slide. After all, the rapper Juvenile had released a song of the same title around this time, so the phrase was pretty widely popular. It wasn't charming, but it was topical. And lord knows that the WWE often capitalizes (often poorly) on what's topical.
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But then we get to the back of the shirt and we see the reason why this shirt is here - it's a giant picture of Rikishi's cellulite-ridden posterior in his signature black thong.
Now, let me ask you something - if WWE wanted to put over Rikishi's butt as this horribly disgusting thing, why would they ever print it on the back of a shirt? Why would they expect anyone to want to wear a shirt with something so repugnant on it?
This shirt stinks.