#1. Ted DiBiase doesn't have money anymore
The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase returned to Monday Night Raw as part of last night's Raw Reunion episode, but it appears that the years have not been kind to the former Million Dollar Champion.
DiBiase's only real role as part of the show was to come out and pay Alundra Blayze to give him the 24/7 Championship so that he didn't have to wrestle for it and to prevent her from putting it into a trash can. The only issue was when DiBiase took the money out of his jacket pocket and handed it over to the former Women's Champion; it was evident that it wasn't real money.
As seen from the video below, DiBiase handed over some blank sheets of paper to Blayze, who didn't realise that she had only been paid a couple of dollars for a title.