I wish John Cena was a face.
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He’s not. He’s the rich white kid bully jock. Ever watch 80’s movies or TV? or ANY movies or TV? He’s Chaz from Back To School or Greg from Just One Of The Guys. Or whoever the villain was in High School Musical, for you millennials.
The problem is, he’s sold to the WWE Universe as the best guy! He’s good to the kids! He’s Superman with louder colour schemes! He’s brand loyal (does that mean he hates everything about Raw?)! He...kind of hates women? It’s weird, but Cena has had this thing his whole career where he’s kind of a jerk to women. There’s really no reason for it unless you’re a heel because a man being terrible to women generates instant heat. Or it should be until they made it the norm with Cena.
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I don’t mind John Cena at all. I actually really like him as a wrestler, especially these days. I just wish if he was going to be the top good-doing dude, he should do good things. Like NOT smacking guys in the junk like your name is Chet. Like NOT calling women names and insulting everything from their looks to their lack of children. Miz and Maryse make fun of Cena and Nikki for canon stuff they saw on Total All The Shows. Saying they’re not married and don’t have kids is a fair heel move. John’s Cena’s response is “Well, uh, you’re only married, you ALSO don’t have children.”
Thanks, debate team captain, John Cena!
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