Don’t worry Mr. Punk, we’ll find you a better job soon
#3 Helping troubled insomnia patients
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Punk can help sufferers go to sleep
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Hey, C.M. Punk will go down in history as one of the greatest wrestlers who ever lived, even if he never returns to WWE. And despite the heart he showed, Punk isn’t nearly as good in the octagon. We recommend that Punk do what he does best with those who need him. Make them go to sleep.
And hey, if he doesn’t know how to, considering it’s a new career path and all...he can just do what Gall did to him. After all, Mickey Gall did make Punk go to sleep, considering he lay on his back for the whole fight. A lucrative career path, and a service to society...all rolled into one.
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Riju Dasgupta
Riju Dasgupta is the most-read active writer in Sportskeeda at the moment, across all sports. Having come on board in 2016, Dasgupta is best known for the 'Best and Worst' column, something that has become a staple for the site!
In addition to his writing responsibilities, Dasgupta is also the Assistant Manager of the Combat Sports division. In 4 years, Dasgupta has conducted over 150 interviews with stars from WWE, Impact Wrestling, PCW Ultra, WOS, UFC, ONE FC and the world of boxing as well.
In addition to everything he does in Sportskeeda, Dasgupta is also the bassist and lyricist for heavy metal bands- Albatross and Primitiv.
Before joining Sportskeeda, Dasgupta was a comedy writer for Star TV, where he scripted lines for the iconic Lola Kutty property, in addition to hit TV shows like Axe Ur Ex & UR Fired. He was also a columnist for Rolling Stone India.
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