#3 Helping troubled insomnia patients
Hey, C.M. Punk will go down in history as one of the greatest wrestlers who ever lived, even if he never returns to WWE. And despite the heart he showed, Punk isn’t nearly as good in the octagon. We recommend that Punk do what he does best with those who need him. Make them go to sleep.
And hey, if he doesn’t know how to, considering it’s a new career path and all...he can just do what Gall did to him. After all, Mickey Gall did make Punk go to sleep, considering he lay on his back for the whole fight. A lucrative career path, and a service to society...all rolled into one.
Edited by Staff Editor