5 dream scenarios for CM Punk's WWE return

#2 PC Monk

All he has to do is dye that brown or orange and wrap a couple ropes around his waist.

Monk’s are popular these days, thanks in part to Marvel’s Iron Fist on Netflix, and WWE sure does love to cash in on popular culture, so it would make perfect sense for Punk to return with the Impact Zone-ready name, PC Monk. He could say he learned the error of his ways and travelled to Tibet to learn how to be a better person but also gain fighting powers like Danny Rand.

His finisher would obviously be called The Vow Of Silence, which would just be a goofy-footed GTS. He could meditate with Aleister Black! It’d be funny, too, because monks don’t really care much about politics, and a white guy dressing up and talking like a monk might be considered cultural appropriation. That’s not PC, at all!

Also, who doesn’t want to see AJ Lee dressed as a nun?