5 dream scenarios for CM Punk's WWE return

#4 A Return in a non-wrestling role

Punk knows all the food groups; coffee, bananas, flowers, car keys, toast, and wallets

Do you think CM Punk likes to cook? I bet he does. He just seems like the kind of guy that would try to impress you by naming 3 different types of kale. In middle school, I had a class called Home Ec where they taught you how to sew, use band aids, clean clothes, and cook. One time the teacher taught us how to bake cinnamon buns, and they were so good!

My friend and I were like “yo, we could do this at home! Grab a copy of the recipe, and we’ll cook so many cinnamon buns this weekend that we’ll never go hungry again!” This was before girls were really on our social radar, so feeding ourselves was priority one.

Unfortunately, we forgot to grab the recipe from class, but we did our best to recreate what we thought was a perfectly edible baked good. We threw up for like twenty hours straight because we fumbled the ingredients and got too impatient to let them cook all the way through. Anyway, maybe Punk could work in catering.