5 for 1: Raw 3/6/17

The Bad 5

That dude is launching his head at that other dude’s head and one dude sorta cares.

Cruiserweight Disaster.

The Cruiserweight division is a mess. Every time they get a “showcase” match on Raw it’s completely castrated. Have you seen these guys wrestle? They are absolutely the most exciting dudes on the planet to watch.

Rich Swann and Cedric Alexander are insanely good, I'm super into Dark Realm Neville, and Jack Gallagher is my favourite person confined to the Purpledome and if we could get 205 Live cooking, we might end up seeing dudes like Zach Sabre Jr. and Kota Ibushi show a little more interest.

On the main roster? They each get a default set of kicks and chin locks, maybe a special move if they have a name more than three people in the crowd recognise. They wrestle the same WWE style as the rest of the roster, just 25% smaller.

I wonder why the crowd is dead when the purple ropes go up? Also, Where’s Gran Metalic?

I really want the CW division to be even half the sum of the talent they have trapped in purple squares. It's heartbreaking to see something like The Cruiserweight Classic be ankled by MORE exposure, because...