#2 "Woken" Matt Hardy plays chess with a goldfish
It’s difficult to decipher the cryptic and chaotic words spoken by “Woken” Matt Hardy at the best of times, never mind when he’s having a one-way conversation with a goldfish called Napoleon.
On this week’s episode of Raw, Hardy defeated said goldfish in a game of chess and warned Bray Wyatt that, like with the board game, one wrong move inside a WWE ring can lead to “total and utter annihilation”.
“Now that the new battlefield has been set, I will stand side by side with all of my Woken Warriors, but The Great War against Bray Wyatt and his evil highness Queen Sister Abigail must be stopped,” continued Hardy.
Whatever crazy antics Hardy gets up to next, it’s sure to be WONDERFUL. YEEAAAASSSSSS.
Edited by Shruti Sadbhav