Retirement
As many people know, Punk is a man of many talents. He writes Marvel comics, he seems to be a semi-professional Twitter king, and he happens to be pretty good at pro wrestling and, to a lesser extent, MMA. So with all of these eyes on him as he prepares to fight at UFC 225, what if he just decides to call it a day and quietly ride off into the sunset?
He has enough money to last ten lifetimes, and he seems to be incredibly happy alongside former WWE superstar AJ Lee. The two live a pretty chilled out life away from the hustle and bustle of the media spotlight, and perhaps they want to live a normal life with their adorable dog, Larry.
It wouldn't be the most outrageous thing in the world, and he kind of deserves some privacy - especially after this trial he's currently being forced to endure.