5 things that must happen at WrestleMania 34

#3 The Big Show must not be Braun Strowman's partner

The Monster Among Men thrives on freshness

The hottest story in WWE in the past year has been the rise of Braun Strowman, and it's a sacrilege that he isn't in the main event, but we are where we are.

We still don't know who his partner is, but if it's someone that's been rumored, Strowman's heat will be on life support.

The Big Show signed a new contract and returned to induct Mark Henry into the WWE Hall of Fame last night. He's been heavily rumoured to be the mystery man.

Frankly, that would suck. We've seen Big Show in numerous tag teams before, giant ones among them, and it's just played out.

The Monster Among Men thrives on freshness. He's as hot as he is because he does something new and outlandish almost every week.

The Big Show as a tag team champion is neither new nor outlandish.

Give Strowman Elias, for a weird contrast between the monster and the roving, insulting musician. The concerts would make for instant hilarity every single week.

Give him Samoa Joe, who will be hot off his return and, though it wouldn't be innovative, the team would have a much more badass aura than it would with the partner I dread.

Give Strowman James Ellsworth, for an even bigger contrast and basically the illusion of the monster holding the tag titles alone.

Hell, actually let him hold the tag titles alone, as should have been the story all along, and let him defend in memorable handicap matches.

Just don't give him The Big Show!

And don't give him Big Cass either, who is even less compelling.