#2 Curt Hawkins match!
Having undergone several back surgeries during his career, there’s little-to-no chance of a 64-year-old Hulk Hogan being cleared to compete in a meaningful match at WrestleMania or any other event ever again.
However, in the crazy world of WWE, some matches can be over before you know it, as we saw at WrestleMania 32 when The Rock defeated Erick Rowan in six seconds.
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Right now, the only person who Hogan could realistically defeat in an impromptu squash match is Curt Hawkins – WWE’s serial loser who is on a winless run that stretches back 208 matches.
Would a less-than-10-second victory over Hawkins mean anything? Absolutely not, so it’s probably the most outlandish suggestion on this list, but it would still be a cool moment for both guys and the fans in attendance!