5 weirdest pieces of WWE merch you can still buy on their shop

#4. Strowman Express Slippers

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— Adam Scherr (@BraunStrowman) May 25, 2021

WWE...who were these for?

Braun Strowman was a major player for WWE for quite a while, so it came as a shock when he was released earlier this year. While Strowman may be gone from the company, his merch isn't as it's been moved to the clearance section.

If you're trying to find some of the Monster Among Men's stuff to nab at a cheap price, there's quite a bit left. However, one has to wonder who would ever want Braun Strowman branded slippers. Specifically the Strowman Express slippers.

Once Strowman began running out of the ring and plowing into the competition a few years ago, WWE knew that the big man had something special. Fans loved the spot and always got excited to see how far he could send superstars flying. WWE, though, couldn't leave well enough alone.

Dubbing it the Strowman Express, WWE added a train whistle to his theme music, steam as if a locomotive was passing by, and more. However, the worst bit was when they added that train whistle to Strowman's matches, as it would go off when he began bulldozing his opponents on the floor.

It was a universally hated decision, and WWE got rid of the whole idea soon after its debut. Still, if you want a constant reminder of one of the many reasons WWE ruined Braun Strowman as a character, you can place them on your feet for $9.99.

...In fairness, they do look comfy. Also, we miss you Braun.

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#3. Former WWE Women's Champion Becky Lynch and her Garbage Pail Kids socks

Again, who are these for? Garbage Pail Kids? I know they're still technically...around, but they're not exactly popular. Then again, I collect nutcrackers and that's not, nor has it ever been popular. There's something for everyone.

If you don't know what Garbage Pail Kids are, they were made to parody the Cabbage Patch Kids. They're either incredibly gross or horrifying abominations. There's one that likes to slice pieces of itself off and fry them up as bacon, and another that is made of marshmallows and melts when near a fire.

Alright, now that those images are in your head, check these out.

Yep. Becky Lynch as a Garbage Pail Kid. Sorry, Breakin' Becky. Look, maybe it's just me. If you like the Garbage Pail Kids, fine. By all means, enjoy your weird little gross babies, but keep them away from me.

By the way, you're gonna think I'm a hypocrite when you go to slide three.