5 Worst Wrestling Matches Of 1994

1. The Royal Family vs. Clowns’R’Us - Survivor Series 1994

Granted, this was supposed to be a comedy match from the beginning, so any rules and stipulations weren’t meant to make it a serious contest. But comedy is subjective more often than not, and this attempt at comedy certainly didn’t make people laugh.

There was one important rule going into this match: the little people could on wrestle each other and the Doink & Lawler could only wrestle each other. If either 'tall wrestler' was eliminated, the other could do nothing else. That didn’t stop Lawler from breaking the rules and participating without getting punished by the referee.

Aside from that glaring error, the comedy segments in this comedy match simply weren’t funny. The midget wrestlers running over Jerry Lawler wasn’t funny. Lawler’s teammates running over him wasn’t funny. Doink putting a Burger King crown on Lawler’s head wasn’t funny. It seemed that the only person that actually thought this was funny was Vince McMahon.

This could’ve been salvageable if the dwarf wrestlers used here were Mexican minis like El Torito, i.e. ones that actually knew how to wrestle. Sadly, none of the six dwarf wrestlers here fit that description, and instead did bad slapstick comedy that was more embarrassing than it was funny.