Near Misses
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Along with the six official members of the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club, there have been several superstars over the years, that have alluded membership in some way or another. The following list contains names of superstars who narrowly avoided membership.
-Stone Cold Steve Austin: On the November 26, 2001 edition of Monday Night Raw, Stone Cold Steve Austin was slated to become a member of the Kiss My Ass Club. However, in true Rattlesnake fashion, Austin attacked Mr. McMahon until Kurt Angle frantically raced in to make the save. As the brawl spilled into the crowd, Jim Ross started laughing, which is ultimately what got Ross into the predicament, which caused him to be the one being inducted that night.
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-Trish Stratus: During the November 29, 2001 episode of Smackdown, The Rock saved Trish Stratus from becoming the latest inductee into The infamous Kiss My Ass Club. Rocky did his best to then humiliate Vince, just as he had done everyone else in the past. The segment quickly turned into a brawl, but when it was all said and done, it was Vince McMahon who ended up being forced to kiss Rikishi's ass.
-Zach Gowen: Zach desperately wanted to land a WWE contract, so in order to do so, Mr. McMahon decided he would come up with a way for Gowen to get what he wanted. However, it would include Vince getting something that he wanted in return. In exchange for a WWE contract, Gowen would have to join Mr. McMahons Kiss My Ass Club. Just as Vince assumed the position, Zach opted out by delivering a low blow, instead of doing such a vile act for a contract.
-Eric Bischoff: Eric Bischoff had made a career out of not necessarily doing things the right way. In fact, Bischoff is not a very well liked figure in professional wrestling. At this point, Eric found himself in a predicament in which he was trying to salvage his own job. Of course, Vince offered Bischoff an opportunity to save face, simply by joining The Kiss My Ass Club. In the end, Eric simply couldn't do it. In return, for his disobedience, Vince had Bischoff face Steve Austin at the No Way Out pay-per-view, in what he called the "Get My Ass Kicked Club."
-Marty Jannetty: As we mentioned earlier, when Shawn Michaels joined the Kiss My Ass Club, Marty Jannetty was originally supposed to kiss the boss man's bottom, in exchange for a job. However, it was The Heartbreak Kid who ended up being forced to kiss Vince McMahon's backside and as for Marty, he ended up in the arms of Chris Masters, in a Master Lock.
-Triple H: During an episode of Monday Night Raw, on April 2, 2008, Vince McMahon wanted Trips to prove his loyalty, prove to him that he was willing to do anything for the cause and that he was indeed the true leader of the locker room. In order to prove his loyalty, Mr. McMahon wanted Triple H to join the Kiss My Ass Club, as this, he thought would be the ultimate display of his allegiance towards the company and towards Vince himself. As Vince ordered Shane to force Triple H's face into position, Trips took control of the situation, overpowered Shane and forced the baby boy to kiss his own dad's ass. He then turned to Vince and with his trousers still at his ankles.
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