A guide to WWE t-shirts

AJ Styles: “P1”

AJ Styles? More like AJ STYL...oh wait.

AJ Styles has been ablaze since debuting on WWE television, but he’s been a worldwide name in the business for years. This shirt is classified as an “in the know” shirt because there is very little help in letting the not-wearer know what the wearer is wearing. There are literally two characters on the whole shirt – a “p” and a “1.” But we know what that single letter and the most ‘single’ number ever means when put together: The Phenomenal One. (Although it almost looks like “Pi” now that I think about it). With its dead cell silver stamp-like design on a black base, it looks amazing even if you don’t know how amazing the impetus of the shirt currently is.

That’s what can give a seemingly boring shirt the edge. The kind of shirt you’d wear to bring your best gal to Coney Island for a hot dog and boardwalk puke session after your second ride on The Cyclone. It’s intriguing and that can go a long way if you don’t get any vomit on the front. Or worse, the back. This isn’t the 80s and we don’t need removable splatter paint on our clothes.

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