Shinsuke Nakamura: “Strong Style Has Arrived”
Well, this shirt got super popular, super quick. Did you see how many were in the crowd at NXT Takeover: Brooklyn 2? My sciencing added up to “almost everyone likes that shirt,” and with good reason. It’s a fly looking debut shirt. Nak has gotten over in a way I have never seen happen with the WWE Universe. He’s so bizarre and his wrestling style is not one that American audiences are usually so open to.
He dresses like Jackson, moves like Jagger and kicks like a Motley Crue hit. He’s assassin music in human form and I bet he buys his groceries at S-Mart.
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What makes this particular shirt so strong is the base color. Blood Red with black and white lettering. It’s a declaration but also a hint at the same time. It tells you Shinsuke’s name, what he brings to the ring and if/when it happens/happened. But it doesn’t fully tell you the whole story – that he comes from a royal family of Japanese weirdos that use their strikes to remove your face from your face-holder.
This is subtlely suggested with a cute little crown on the sleeve. In my neverending quest to look like a tough guy, I bought the sleeveless version so I don’t get the cool little crown. So personally, I lose points, but the full shirt does not.
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