Can anyone beat Brock Lesnar?

2- Unlimited Toddler Invasion

Imagine him, but times infinity.

There’s this weird internet thing where you answer a few questions and it tells you how many 5-year-olds you could beat in a fight before they would overcome you and consume your soul as a tribute to their parents or something. I don’t know, I’m about as good at reading as Brock is presumably good at counting. So I got to thinking, “Is that the only way Brock can be defeated right now?”

He almost legend killed Randy Orton at this year’s Summerslam by introducing Randy’s forehead to the back of his backhead. Wasn’t a very long match and wasn’t a fair fight at all, and Orton’s no slouch. But Brock Lesnar redesigns entire forests using his bare hands.

So, I think a steady of stream of crazy toddlers trying to impress their parents enough so that they buy them a new Pokemon is the ONLY way Brock gets handed a loss. The trick is, there’s no shortage of them. So yeah, some (read: a LOT) of the kids are gonna get trucked in the first few minutes. Maybe longer. But eventually the sheer volume of Lil’ Everdeen Katniss’ will become too much for the beast to handle, and he will be torn limb from limb by these ravenous human piranhas. Possibly at Wrestlemania, possibly in the first ever post-apocalyptic WWE Live Event, exclusively on the Network (one of the few channels to survive The Great Toddling).

I think the UTI is the only feasible way King Beast: Eater Of Sandwiches can be toppled from his throne of skulls during our nuclear winter. Unless…