Enzo Amore can't wrestle

#2 Stuntman

More Evel than Robbie.

Maybe it’s because pro wrestlers are essentially stuntmen with plot or maybe it’s because I’ve been watching Being Evel lately, but getting thrown around like a dog toy is kinda Enzo’s in-ring style, anyway.

Just like Evel Knievel, Enzo is a showman first, which is the #1 characteristic a stuntman has to have. You can’t just be a normal schlub out of the corner deli and expect people to care if you live or die trying to jump 35 buses on a motorcycle. Even if you make the jump, who cares? Honestly, people watch stunts for bad landings.

That’s the only kind Enzo knows how to do. Enzo can sell. He can sell bumps, goofy merchandise, and given the chance, I bet he could sell the crap out of the idea of him jumping Springfield Gorge on a skateboard. Put it on the Network and watch the money print itself.